I’m watching Sports Night (specifically, Episode 38: Celebrities)…
Jeremy Goodwin meets a porn star in a bar while constructing a dodecahedron out of olives and toothpicks. WTF is that?
Hot girls don’t talk to guys that make dodecahedrons out of coctail olives and toothpicks at the bar.
I meet hot girls at parties, but that’s mostly thanks to my good looks and mysteriously blue eyes. Girls love my blue eyes.
Jeremy is a dork who got a porn star to like-like him. That’s MESSED UP.