Archive for April, 2005

Ultimate Warrior: Crazy Old Man (And he’s also a right-winger!)

Monday, April 11th, 2005

Taken from Scott Keith’s livejournal: Warrior goes nuts, too

“Hey Scott,Long time reader, blaaaaaaaaaah blah blah. Listen, I attended the Ultimate Warrior “event” here at UConn on Tuesday night, and let me say that it wasn’t as crazy as the news reports are making it out to be.

It was much crazier.

First of all, the reason it got to near-riot levels was because a group of extreme-leftist/hippies found out about Warrior and his stance on several issues and verbally attacked him from the audience every time he made an extremely-right-winged comment.

Warrior was in rare form that night. After he made a comment about how homosexuals are nowhere near on the same level as heterosexuals, which elicited an “oh my god” from a female student, he quickly replied with “Don’t have an orgasm now honey, save it for later!” And when an obviously gay student started screaming at him from the back of the auditorium, Warrior replied with “I can’t hear you with that thing in your mouth.” Just crazy. For the record a good 3/4 of the audience were old wrestling fans who just came to see their childhood hero (like me)… it’s a shame the section of students who were on a mission to cause trouble succeeded. The Warrior has been touring colleges for the last few years and this is the first time he was met with such… resistance. Anyways, here’s a link from to an article in our college paper. Keep up the good work Scott

-Chris

http://www.dailycampus.com/news/2005/04/06/News/The-Warrior.Attacks-914467.shtml

And to this, I laugh hysterically.

24 hours

Saturday, April 2nd, 2005

How the hell does everyone’s favorite counter-terrorist agent Jack Bauer deal with staying awake for 24 hours?

I’ve been up for 24 hours. I got up at 7am in Friday morning so I can get to a tutoring apointment on time. It’s 7am Saturday morning and I haven’t gone to sleep yet. I just got back from Relay for Life, a cancer research fundraiser which took place overnight. I stayed up the whole time, and now my mind is a mess. I had trouble concentrating and my speech became slower and generally I became less reactive. Who cares if that previous sentence is hard to read. I can’t think of how else to phrase it, so that’s how it goes.

I’m planning to drive back home today. Perhaps I should take a nap first…