Archive for October, 2005

Alumni Weekend

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

I’m a alumnus of Binghamton University, a public New York state school. This weekend is Homecoming weekend. If this school had a football team, they’d most likely be playing a home game with a good portion of the student and alumni watching with great interest.

But, since we don’t have a football team, I settled for men’s soccer instead. Unfortunately, the weather in Binghamton held to my expectations resulting in nothing but rain all weekend. I saw the final 10 minutes of the second half and the 2 10-minute overtime periods which ended in a 1-1 tie with Albany. Watching soccer on the field is fun, but not on television. I find watching it on television takes away from the experience since you lose peripheral vision, so you can’t see the whole field. (Hockey has the same problem.)

I wanted to see more of the game, but I was at an SA “networking” function from 1:30 – 3:00. I say “networking” in quotes because it was really nothing more than BS’ing with SA alumni. I did score a free keyring (the kind that hook onto a belt buckle), desktop paper holder and a stress-reliever squeeze-thing. The SA cocktail hour (6:30 – 8:00) will most likely be more of the same with the addition of alcohol which is pregaming for tonights activities.

At 8:00 is an $8 open bar at Sports Bar. I don’t want to drive there, so I’ll have to figure out a way there. Bus perhaps, but I still have my car on campus, so I’ll have to bring it back to the apartment I’m staying at first then cab it (or otherwise hitch a ride) to Sports Bar.

Sunday is a lazy day. The only thing on the agenda is the Lewis Black / Stephen Lynch performance in the West Gym. There will be plenty of laughs. Plenty.

Monday, I go back home. I may go to Turning Stone (casino outside of Syracuse) for the say then go back home, but I’ll see how it goes before deciding.

Penny Arcade and the Jack Thompson drama

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

In case nobody knows what the title means, I’ll explain. First, you need to know the players involved. Penny Arcade is a video game-related webcomic and news site. It’s one of the most popular and consistantly funny and punctual webcomics out there. In addition, they host an annual toy drive called Child’s Play which benefits children’s hospitals around the country. Jack Thompson is a Florida lawyer who, in recent years, has taken up numerous cases against violent video games. His most recent legal adventure is against Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. He claims that the game trained a young man to kill two police officers (which I think is a pretty big stretch) among other things which you can read about in the wikipedia entry.

The story: It’s in the wikipedia entry, but for those that want don’t want to read it, the long and short of it is that Thompson wrote an open letter to the gaming community challenging them to design and sell a video game which is about a father of a son killed by video games killing video game makers (read that sentence again to make sure you follow it correctly.) He added the stipulation that if someone did do this, he’d give $10,000 to the charity of Take Two chairman Paul Eibeler’s choice. Thompson didn’t expect someone to actually do it, but someone did. And all of a sudden, we have a fufilled challenge, but no money. The reason? Because the challenge was a “satire”. Thompson claims his challenge was a parody of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, which is an 18th centry satire which says that Irish families should eat their children.

Now, my take on this whole thing: I don’t know what this guy’s problem is. He made the challenge, which is fair enough. It’s an odd challenge to say the least, and it’s one that a normal person wouldn’t make. (I mean, c’mon… I’d challenge my friends to say embarrasing things to people and do ridiculous things for a laugh, but what Thompson proposed is on-its-face disturbing.) But if he wants to make a challenge to the video game makers community, it’s fine by me. But, he tried to make them look bad by offering the charity donation on top of this. I guess the intention was to make it look like video gamers don’t care about charity or people in need (which reminds me of the movie Head of State where Chris Rock’s character is the subject of a smear campaign ad in which is opponent points out that he went to an anti-cancer convention, whereas Rock’s character did not, which leads to the really obvious conclusion that Mays Gilliam is “For Cancer”.) What Thompson didn’t count on was a group of game modders actually taking him up on the challenge. Thompson quickly pointed out that “it was a satire” and proceeded to NOT donate any money. Penny Arcade cartoonist Mike Krahulik (whose alter ego is Gabe) then proceeded to show up Thompson by donating the promised $10,000 to The Entertainment Software Association Foundation on behalf of Jack Thompson. Thompson then responded by contacting the Seattle Police complaining that he’s being harrassed (the letter was so poorly constructed, it would’ve been better constructed by the idiots who troll the Rajah.com forums. As another aside: he got the URL of Penny Arcade wrong in the letter. Hasty much?)

I have no idea what’s goin on now. You’d best go to some other sites (such as PA) to get yourself up to date. The bottom line is that Penny Arcade is fucking awesome in all regards and you should go to their store and “buy their Goddamn stuff!” because they surely deserve our patronage.

By my lonesome…

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

So today at work, I was by myself. And here’s what happened:

Someone had monitor problems. I switched the monitor and the cables, but I’m convinced he just needed to restart his computer.

The administrative floor had new carpet installed over the weekend. The people who did the work forgot to mention that they unplugged everything on the floor and didn’t bother to plug anything back in. The result is mass confusion. Sure, the county executive staff can perform government work, but plug in a computer or a fax machine? Nope, we don’t know nothin’ ’bout no pluggin’ in stuff.

One of the senior members of the administration complained about his e-mail going slow. Upon further inspection, the computer’s speed quickened after I closed 15 of the 16 copies of Microsoft Outlook he had open.

After plugging a computer into a power outlet, the computer’s power supply goes bye-bye. Resolution is easy enough (switch it out with one that works, user takes minimum downtime while new part is shipped in), but the incident could’ve been avoided had I switched off the power strip before plugging the computer into it.

A user worked at someone else’s desk for the day, but she had no administrative rights and no email setup. This caused for some waiting, but I had to prioritize her (read: put her off till everyone was plugged in.)

Other issues on the administrative floor included printer issues everywhere.

What fun, what fun…

ALCS Game 2: Angels vs. White Sox

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

The situation: White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski is up to bat, swings at strike 3 which is low. Angels C Josh Paul dribbles the ball to the mound, thinking the inning is over, and he heads to the dugout. Pierzynski starts to go to his dugout, but after a short delay, begins running to first. No throw is made, and Pierzynski is safe at first. Controversy ensues.

The opinion: If Josh Paul was competent, he would’ve tagged the guy with the ball or thrown to first to confirm the out. Instead, he tosses the ball to the mound while the ball is still live. Oops. Blame the umps all you want, being a good baseball player means not letting this shit happen. Slops to Josh Paul.

Goals

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

I have but a few goals in life. These are listed in no particular order.

1) Make the roads safe. Cars are a destructive force placed in the wrong hands. I want to make sure that driving is a priveledge reserved for those who won’t make reckless decisions, like speed needlessly and excessively or drive while intoxicated. I also have the idea that SUVs should have their own license class. I need to iron out the specifics, but it’s a feeling I have.

2) See the world, or at the very least, see the United States. It’s a very large world we live in, and just because you can speak to someone half a world away doesn’t enrich you as much as traveling halfway around the world.

3) Laugh whenever possible, find humor in all things and enjoy myself in the process. Life would be pointless otherwise.

4) Be a contestant on Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune. Call this one a holdover from a childhood dream, except this goal is more possible than other childhood dreams.

5) Secure my future. I like to know that whatever I do, I know I can depend on myself to live and survive. Call it “controlling my own destiny.”

6) Have sex with a female porn star. Every list of goals needs a pipedream. This is mine.

7) Be a porn star. Ok, 2 pipedreams.
8) Write a book. I had an idea for a science-fiction type novel based on a dream I had last April/May. I typed out the basic premise and key events and characters on my computer the instant I woke up from it, since I was so compelled by my own dream. I work on it little by little every day, slowly establishing the characters world, and eventually, I’ll have the world defined, the characters defined, the plot defined and the narrative written. I hope to have my story published one day, but for now, it’s a side-project.

9) Find old friends and acquaintances. I want to catch up with some to see how well they are doing after high school / college. Their stories are sure to be interesting, noteworthy and without regrets. And, of course, I want to see how badly some of them are doing, too. You have to admit there’s some satisfaction in knowing that the asshole in high school eventually what he (or she) got coming to him (or her).

10) Play in the World Series of Poker Main Event. This will require $10,000. Anyone wanna stake me?

TV Schedule

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

Every weekday:

7:00 Jeopardy!
7:30 Wheel of Fortune

Weekdays:

Time \ Day Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
8:00 Arrested Development 2005 World Series of Poker ? (Suggest something) ? (Suggest something) Ghost Whisperer
8:30 Kitchen Confidential . ? (Suggest something) ? (Suggest something) .
9:00 WWE Raw House World Poker Tour CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ? (Suggest something)
9:30 . . . . ? (Suggest something)

Jennifer Love Hewitt has large knockers. If she didn’t, I’d be watching Friday Night Smackdown at 8:00 on Friday instead of the Ghost Whisperer.

And make suggestions for what I should be watching in the “?” timeslots. Otherwise, they get filled in with CSI re-runs on Spike TV.