Archive for May, 2006

Phillies vs. Mets – 5/24/2006

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Game info: Box Score.

Last year, I was invited by a friend of mine, Pat, to a Mets game along with some other friends who I know from a previous job. This year, Pat calls again, and I’m never one to decline Major League baseball action, so off we go to Shea Stadium!

I left straight from work, because it’s always safe to assume that traffic into Shea will make you late no matter how early you leave. In actuality, the traffic wasn’t that bad. I got to the stadium at about 6:15ish, paid the parking fee ($13), got some dinner (street vendor hot dog and bottled water: $3.50) and waited in front of the train station exit for Pat and the others to arrive. While waiting there, I see a college friend coming in, Matt. He’s decked out in his Phillies jersey for obvious reasons. After talking for a little bit, he’s off to find his friends and I stick around to wait for mine. The end of the exchange went something like this.

Matt: See ya later.
Joe: Yep. See ya.
*fist pound*
Matt: Go Phils!
Joe:… fuck you!

Pat, Chris and another friend of theirs, Candace, arrive at around 7:15. I still have to buy my ticket, so I wait on line while Pat and Chris encourage me to cut the line, which I feign attempts at. I got the cheapest seats available (Upper Reserved: $9. That’s right: parking costs more than the actual ticket) and we head up to our seats.

We sat down while the Phillies were up to bat in the first. Rookie pitcher Alay Soler got in trouble early, giving up 3 runs, but quickly settled down to pitch 5 scoreless innings. The Mets were able to come back, with Carlos Beltran and David Wright hitting home runs each (Beltran was making good contact with the ball all night; he would’ve had another home run had he not hit the ball to dead center.)

Also, of note: The Phillies were playing Carlos Delgado with a RIDICULOUS infield shift! The 3B was playing where the SS usually does, SS was where 2B usually is, and 2B was playing in shallow RF. I’ve only seen this kind of shift with Barry Bonds and Russ Ortiz. It’s quite a sight to see live. Pat mused that if Delgado can drop a bunt past the pitcher on the 3B side, no one can get to it and he could easily get an infield single.

Anyways, those were the highlights. If I had a decent camera, I would’ve taken pictures. Sadly… you know.

Horse breaks a leg – Lots of people cry

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Injured horse.

This is Barbaro, Kentucky Derby winner. You may have seen him in the news lately, especially if you’re a fan of the Triple Crown horse races. In case you’ve been living under a rock this past weekend, Barbaro was injured during the Preakness Stakeswhen his back right leg fractured. This caused many people at the race to start crying, and rightfully so; they probably lost a lot of money when Barbaro neither won, placed or showed. But, when watching the local news today (WNBC), I saw this picture (or something like it…)
Signs? FOR A HORSE? HORSES CAN'T READ!

Now if this isn’t the epitome of idiocy. “Thank you Barbaro”? Thank him for what, running fast? Good job, Barbaro, thank you for doing exactly what you were bred to do, and thank you for responding favorably to that 5 foot nothing, 95 pound man striking you with a leather whip, and thank you for the $500 you got me for my $2 trifecta a couple of weeks ago.

It’s like people look up to the horse, which is idiotic for many reasons. You don’t see kids say “when I grow up, I want to be a champion race horse.” (Granted, when I was a wee lad, I aspired to be hung like a horse [which I am now], but that’s neither here nor there.) Race horses can’t do public service announcements, they can’t drive a car, they can’t even vote, and they can’t speak English, which, of course, means they have no right to be in the country*.

If you’re sad that a horse broke his leg in a race, that’s fine. But, once you invest any amount of money or time in trying to make the horse (which you probably have absolutely no connection to except for those 2 times you saw him on TV) better, it’s time to reevaluate your priorities. I would suggest stopping global warming or maybe curing AIDS for starters.

* Standard footnote about knowing when and when not to take things I say seriously

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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Big Ad for Carlton Draught

On the scale of beer commericals, this ranks pretty closely to the Real Men of Genius campaign and the Red Stripe HOORAY BEER ads. This ad is an ad of EPIC PROPORTIONS. It’s quite possibly Super Bowl quality.