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Dear Stupid User…

Please stop bothering me when the problem that you’re having is that you don’t know how to use the application. You wouldn’t go to an auto mechanic and complain that you don’t know how to drive; don’t bother me with “I can’t see the picture I just took” (which is located on another tab, but you should already know that since IT’S YOUR FUCKING JOB TO USE THIS APPLICATION ON A DAILY BASIS AND YOU’VE BEEN USING THIS PROGRAM FOR YEARS). The computer next to you actually needs my attention; you, on the other hand, need the attention of my backhand across your dumb face.

Hugs and Kisses,
Joe

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 at 11:16 am and is filed under Stupidity in Action. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Dear Stupid User…”

  1. FRANK F. says:
    9/27/2006 at 7:16 am

    Spoken by a true IT guy. I’m feeling the love.

  2. Dr. Christopher Kelly, J.D. says:
    9/30/2006 at 12:33 pm

    But how do you REALLY feel?

  3. Dr. Christopher Kelly, J.D. says:
    9/30/2006 at 12:36 pm

    I can’t comment under your “What I’m Watching” thing, so I’ll comment here:

    Sunday you ought to be watching Family Guy.
    And Friday you should be watching tv too. I don’t want to be the only one not out and about.

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