I think this is going to become a weekly thing.
This week’s quotes come to you from the Newsday message board discussion for a story detailing 4 DWI arrests in 12 hours.
That’s why I drink light beer before I drive. The dumb people drink regular beer and get in accidents.
Although, to be fair, the post author is listed as “Paris Hilton.”
Post 16 completely misses the point.
what, again?
build another prison let the overcrowding begin
make all the laws you want you won’t stop people from driving drunk
Paris Hilton responds to a critic in post 39
Damien wrote:
It’s not the beer (light or regular)that gets you drunk, it’s the alcohol (ethanol) in the beer or wine or whiskey or white lightning that gets a person drunk.
What are you talking about?
The beer is lighter so it has less alcohol you dummy.
Now, has anyone seen my dog?
Post 38, and its compliment, post 47
Any of them volunteer fire fighters?
Andy wrote:
Any of them volunteer fire fighters?
No they’re all probably off duty cops,and will get away wuth [sic] it.
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