Our hero is called to diagnose a printer issue in an executive’s office. While in the office, another office worker arrives to meet with the executive (who has stepped out for a moment).
Worker: Joe, I need access to [executive]’s Outlook calendar.
Joe: Ask him for permission, and I’ll guide him through the process. (ed.: really, really simple process)
MOMENTS LATER: Executive returns to office.
Worker: [Executive], Could I get access to your calendar?
Executive: Sure, my password is [password].
Joe: *facepalm*