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Jones’ Big Ass Truck & Rental Storage

Joe — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:46:08 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o

http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/

http://www.bigdogeatchild.com/

… wait, what?

Joe — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:31:45 +0000

Please ignore the horrible sentence structure and lack of commas in the following quoted material. Emphasis mine, as per usual.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_League_Now!

“In Episode 15 a reference was made about a “Matt Dunay,” who was at that time a child who had written a letter to Nickelodeon asking to be in the show. This launched his career as an actor in commercials for such things as Kix and Snickers. He is now a male stripper.”

Because this is Wikipedia, and there’s absolutely no references or source for this info, you may as well skip the grain of salt and just drive straight into “no, that’s not true at all.” But reading the last sentence did give me pause for a moment and made me utter the title of this post, hence the title of this post.

Sinfest Hits it on the Head

Joe — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:12:59 +0000

Barack Obama as Lenny Kravitz? Sarah Palin as Britney Spears? Sounds good to me.

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2931

I am a silly, silly boy.

Joe — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:36:24 +0000

I just set Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up as my ringback.

The problem is that only 5 people call my phone on a regular basis.

Ineffective rickroll.

I :heart: Penny Arcade

Joe — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:12:33 +0000

This made me laugh out loud, or “LOL”, as the kids say.

Linked, because the image is too big for the blog to handle. Stupid blog. One day, I’m going to leave you for some better software and let you get comment-spammed to Hadies.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/03/24

Layout is Everything

Joe — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:13:43 +0000

The bullet points under the Yankees-Rays brawl picture infers an association with the preceding text link that makes me think that perhaps baseball is more violent and savage than I thought. Silly newsday.com.

What not to do with your password

Joe — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:53:22 +0000

Our hero is called to diagnose a printer issue in an executive’s office. While in the office, another office worker arrives to meet with the executive (who has stepped out for a moment).

Worker: Joe, I need access to [executive]’s Outlook calendar.

Joe: Ask him for permission, and I’ll guide him through the process. (ed.: really, really simple process)

MOMENTS LATER: Executive returns to office.

Worker: [Executive], Could I get access to your calendar?

Executive: Sure, my password is [password].

Joe: *facepalm*

LOLTrek

Joe — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:08:52 +0000

What happens when one combines the irrational exuberance of LOLcats with the geekiness of the Star Trek: TOS episode “The Trouble with Tribbles”?

This.

Wherein I Channel Brian Regan

Joe — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:07:34 +0000

Here’s the tail end of a conversation between myself and someone from another department.

Joe: “I won’t be here tomorrow, but my supervisor will be.”
Other guy: “Ok, have a good day off.”
Joe: “Thanks, you too. Bye.”
*click*

And what if he doesn’t have off tomorrow? Good one, Joe.

The Onion: Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

Joe — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:33:22 +0000

This needs to be read by anyone who’s a fan of baseball and integrity.

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

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