Taken from the Facebook group “I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!”, a math geek-related group. Actual source unknown at this time.
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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
A Graph of Truth
Tuesday, October 24th, 2006Stand-up: The Video!
Thursday, October 19th, 2006I’m trying it at work right now, and it isn’t loading, but hopefully this will be fixed by the time I get home.
Stand-up: Aftermath
Thursday, October 12th, 2006I.
Fucking.
Killed.
Seriously. I did awesome. I got laughs and many compliments from both audience members and the other comics. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I hope to do it again!
P.S. There were 7 comics vying for 2 spots in the finals. I did not place in the top 2, but the 2 that did were fantastic, and I wish them the best of luck.
A video will be uploaded soon.
Stand-up progress
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006After rehearsing in my room, my one primary story is going to take up the full six minutes I’m allowed next Thursday (not this Thursday.)
I think I got it down. The next step is to practice in front of people. Family first, I guess, then friends, then finally, an audience.
Joe attempts Stand-up comedy
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006After numerous baby steps, there is finally a date for my first attempt at stand-up comedy. Open Mic night at McGuires:
Where: McGuire’s Restaurant & Comedy Club (1627 Smithtown Ave, Bohemia NY – 631-467-5413)
When: Thursday, October 12th, 8:00 PM
The night is actually part of a contest: “The Funniest on Long Island.” There will be 2 winners per night. Those winners qualify for the finals, and the eventual winner gets $100 and a paid performance.
I hope to see many friends and/or family see me attempt this! Support is always welcome!
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006Last year, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to require the teaching of Intelligent Design (creationism) in the science classes of public schools within the state. In response, the creator of the above web site founded the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a diety who created the world starting with the mountains, the trees and a midgit (sic). See the picture.
Judge orders lawyers to settle dispute the good ol’ fashioned way…
Thursday, June 8th, 2006cnn.com article.
Most of my law school friends will agree… the correct strategy here is to go with Rock, because let’s be honest: Rock never loses.
Big Ad
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006On the scale of beer commericals, this ranks pretty closely to the Real Men of Genius campaign and the Red Stripe HOORAY BEER ads. This ad is an ad of EPIC PROPORTIONS. It’s quite possibly Super Bowl quality.
“Wielding” the House Gavel…
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006“TV Guide: Do you ever get to wield the House gavel?
Donald Sutherland: Only at home. Mostly at night”
source: TV Guide Apr 17-23 2006 (Vol. 54 No. 16 Issue #2768, pg. 71)
C’mon… no, really. C’mon. Donald Sutherland makes a penis joke in TV Guide and it’s not all over the news? Ridiculous.
On Joe’s Desk…
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
Only I would be so daring as to post my cock on my website. It truely is larger than life. Be amazed!