Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Howie Mandel

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

Just saw his act at the Westbury Music Fair (which has sold out to North Fork in the same way that the Jones Beach theater sold out to Tommy Hilfiger).

Boy, if it wasn’t for the bald head and the germiphobia you wouldn’t think it’s the same guy that’s on Deal or No Deal. His act was surprisingly (and awesomely) dirty. Not vulgar, but you wouldn’t expect Howie Mandel to talk about penii and vagina.

And it was somewhat disturbing to hear him say “blow meeeee” in the Bobby’s World voice (I just about grew up with Bobby’s World on channel 5 and I really didn’t need to have a cartoon character from my childhood say “blow meeee” I have enough mental issues, don’t need any more). And as a interesting side fact, he was also the voice of Baby Skeeter on the Muppet Babies cartoon and Gizmo in the Gremlins movie(s).

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Sunday, January 29th, 2006

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I Wonder who he Beat in the Primaries…

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Upon further research, the meme originates from the web comic goats: the comic strip. I cannot vouch for the funniness of the comic, but I found the bumper sticker on a car at the mall and it made me laugh. Hopefully you also laughed. If you didn’t, you need to lighten up, or educate yourself to the Harry Potter reference.

Republicans for Voldemort

Doug Funnie was never like this on Nickelodeon…

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Doug Funnie

Irony on the LIRR

Sunday, December 4th, 2005

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A picture of a seat on the Long Island Railroad designated for disabled persons. Notice above the seat is an emergency compartment.

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A close up of the directions on the emergency compartment.

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The seat juxtaposed with the compartment which is supposed to open out.

I need not say more. At least, I hope I don’t have to say more.

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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

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I couldn’t possibly make that up. I couldn’t afford the necessary drugs needed to induce the state of mind I’d have to be in in order to write anything of this caliber.

Ultimate Warrior: Crazy Old Man (And he’s also a right-winger!)

Monday, April 11th, 2005

Taken from Scott Keith’s livejournal: Warrior goes nuts, too

“Hey Scott,Long time reader, blaaaaaaaaaah blah blah. Listen, I attended the Ultimate Warrior “event” here at UConn on Tuesday night, and let me say that it wasn’t as crazy as the news reports are making it out to be.

It was much crazier.

First of all, the reason it got to near-riot levels was because a group of extreme-leftist/hippies found out about Warrior and his stance on several issues and verbally attacked him from the audience every time he made an extremely-right-winged comment.

Warrior was in rare form that night. After he made a comment about how homosexuals are nowhere near on the same level as heterosexuals, which elicited an “oh my god” from a female student, he quickly replied with “Don’t have an orgasm now honey, save it for later!” And when an obviously gay student started screaming at him from the back of the auditorium, Warrior replied with “I can’t hear you with that thing in your mouth.” Just crazy. For the record a good 3/4 of the audience were old wrestling fans who just came to see their childhood hero (like me)… it’s a shame the section of students who were on a mission to cause trouble succeeded. The Warrior has been touring colleges for the last few years and this is the first time he was met with such… resistance. Anyways, here’s a link from to an article in our college paper. Keep up the good work Scott

-Chris

http://www.dailycampus.com/news/2005/04/06/News/The-Warrior.Attacks-914467.shtml

And to this, I laugh hysterically.