Archive for the ‘Stupidity in Action’ Category

Dear Stupid User…

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Please stop bothering me when the problem that you’re having is that you don’t know how to use the application. You wouldn’t go to an auto mechanic and complain that you don’t know how to drive; don’t bother me with “I can’t see the picture I just took” (which is located on another tab, but you should already know that since IT’S YOUR FUCKING JOB TO USE THIS APPLICATION ON A DAILY BASIS AND YOU’VE BEEN USING THIS PROGRAM FOR YEARS). The computer next to you actually needs my attention; you, on the other hand, need the attention of my backhand across your dumb face.

Hugs and Kisses,
Joe

N64 Kid sells his N64

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

eBay auction

WHY? IT’S A NINTENDO 64!

It’s not like this is some really really important object in the history of pop culture. Hell, I’m sure there are lots and lots of people that HAVEN’T seen the video.

God… $1,000 for a N64… people are DUMB.

The idiocy begins…

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Tutoring begins, I recieve my first request via e-mail…

“i was giving your card for tutoring and wanted to know if we could meet today or tommorrow to meet so i could get help with my homework thanks”

Standard enough… my reply…

> i was giving your card for tutoring and wanted to know if we could meet
> today or tommorrow to meet so i could get help with my homework thanks
>
>Sure…I won’t be available for the rest of today. Tomorrow (tuesday), I’ll be
available before 1:15 and between 4:15 and 7:00. Let me know what time is
good for you. I hold my sessions in the CIW library.

The reply to this is mind boggling.

thats cool i can meet you at 2pm tommorrow in the ciw library>From: Me
>To: Fucking Idiot
>Subject: Re: [Idiot's name] for tutoring
>Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:10:46 -0500 (EST)
>
> > i was giving your card for tutoring and wanted to know if we could meet
> > today or tommorrow to meet so i could get help with my homework thanks
> >
> >
>
>Sure…
>
>I won’t be available for the rest of today. Tomorrow (tuesday), I’ll be
>available before 1:15 and between 4:15 and 7:00. Let me know what time is
>good for you. I hold my sessions in the CIW library.
>

I hope to God that “2pm” is a typo, otherwise there is no hope.